I’m crying at the beauty of this interaction.
"Yes, it’s rather funny, really, that next to no-one realised the snake that Harry set free in Philosopher’s Stone turned out to be Voldemort’s final Horcrux, Nagini."
every book you’ve ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
SPECIAL ALERT.
JOHN GREEN IS A BANANA.
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THAT IS ALL.
Oh hey, that sounds familiar…
Rick Santorum dropped out of the race
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
Ok so this is really delayed, but I just saw it and…. Yeah. Pretty perfect.
did you know if the black keys and the white stripes collaborated theyd make a fucking piano
